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Satan's Social Media Manager
Balancing evil posts with Instagram's community guidelines
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I tried to upload a 'soul-roasting' video, but it got flagged for 'excessive violence.' Apparently, they're okay with makeup tutorials on how to look like a zombie, but actual zombies are a no-go!
Underworld Marriage Counselor
Helping demonic couples resolve their eternal disputes
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Couples therapy down here is like playing with fire, literally. They'll argue, and suddenly, flames! One demon stormed out, shouting, 'I need some 'me-time' in the magma pool!' Can't say I blame them!
Underworld Real Estate Agent
Selling 'prime' real estate in infernal locations
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You think selling real estate is tough? Try selling a 'rustic torture chamber' to a demon who's picky about decor! 'But does it come with chains?' they ask. Yes, but they're not included in the price!
Hell's Stand-Up Comedian
Crafting jokes that won't offend demons (too much)
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Tried a 'devilish' pun last night. Turns out, in hell, puns are considered 'infernal torture.' Who knew wordplay was a sin down here?
Hell's HR Consultant
Dealing with employee disputes in an eternal workplace
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I swear, in hell, HR meetings are like group therapy sessions for demons. Today, one of them came in crying, saying, 'I feel like I'm burning out.' I mean, what did they expect? It's hell, not a spa retreat!
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