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You ever notice how people assume tall folks are good at basketball? I'm terrible at it! Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I have any coordination. I'm more likely to trip over my own feet than make a slam dunk.
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Tall people problems: umbrellas become weapons. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally poked someone in the eye during a rainstorm. Sorry, didn't mean to turn my umbrella into a medieval jousting lance.
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Short people have it easy when it comes to hiding. I can't sneak up on anyone. My height announces my presence like a walking giraffe. Stealth mode: not an option.
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The worst part about being tall is finding clothes that fit. It's a constant struggle between looking like I'm ready for a flood or accidentally wearing capris. Fashion is a challenge when your legs have their own area code.
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I love amusement parks, but roller coasters are a challenge. The struggle is real when you have to fold yourself into the seat like you're trying to fit into a suitcase. I'm pretty sure I've left a part of my spine on a few of those rides.
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Flying in airplanes is a whole adventure when you're tall. Legroom? It's more like leg cramp. I have to do yoga in my seat just to avoid feeling like a human pretzel by the time we land.
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You ever notice how people think they're being original when they say, "Wow, you're tall!"? Like, really? I had no idea! Thanks for pointing that out. I thought I was just blending in with the hobbits.
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You ever notice how people ask, "How's the weather up there?" Oh, it's fantastic, thanks for asking. I have my own little microclimate. Sometimes I even get a breeze before everyone else.
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People always want to know if I played basketball in school. No, I was too busy trying to fit into desks and avoiding low-hanging doorframes. My sport was navigating the world as a human giraffe.
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