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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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In a Haunted House

When the ghosts are more concerned about redecorating than scaring you.
Ghosts in haunted houses these days are just trying to set the ambiance. One ghost told me, "We're going for more of a 'friendly haunting' vibe this year. Hope you don't mind Casper as our mascot.

In a Yoga Class

When your body refuses to cooperate with the seemingly simple yoga poses.
Yoga is the only place where it's acceptable to be in a position called "downward dog." Try explaining that to someone who's never been to a yoga class.

At a Family Reunion

Navigating the sea of awkward family dynamics.
The family reunion buffet is like a battleground. Aunt Mildred's potato salad versus Grandma's secret casserole recipe. It's the clash of the culinary titans.

At the Dentist's Office

The awkwardness of small talk while your mouth is wide open.
I went to the dentist and he asked, "How's your love life?" I'm thinking, "Doc, right now, my only love is that suction thing you've got in my mouth.

At a Fast Food Drive-Thru

When the drive-thru order seems to be a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
I asked for extra pickles, and they handed me a pickle with a bow on it. Apparently, at this drive-thru, "extra" means "artisanal.

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