7 Jokes For Heavy

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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I tried to write a book about anti-gravity, but it's too heavy on the details!
I started a heavy diet. Now, every time I step on the scale, it says, 'To be continued...
I tried to make a joke about construction, but it fell flat. I guess the humor was too concrete and heavy!
I accidentally spilled all my spices. Now, my kitchen floor is seasoned, and my broom is on a heavy-duty mission!
I tried to lift a heavy bag of jokes, but it was too pun-ishing!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to switch to a heavier occupation!
I started a heavy metal band for kitchen appliances. Our first album is called 'Microwave Mayhem'!

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