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Traffic lights have this 'hear me' authority. They're like the conductors of our daily commute orchestra. "Red says stop, green says go, but yellow? Yellow's just there to make you question your driving skills!
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And don't get me started on the 'hear me' email notifications. They're like the persistent kids in class, waving their hands frantically. "Hear me! Read me! Respond to me!" As if we don't already feel enough pressure in our inboxes!
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Have you ever noticed how alarm clocks have this bizarre vendetta against our sleep? I mean, they're like little ninjas with a bullhorn—especially the snooze button. "You think you're getting extra sleep? Hear me! You're just delaying the inevitable!
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I've noticed something about office meetings. There's always that one person who can't resist pressing the 'hear me' button—otherwise known as the raise-your-hand function. "Oh, you're on mute? Doesn't matter! Hear me and my brilliant interruption!
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Have you ever noticed how the 'hear me' doorbells work? It's like they're in a competition for the loudest chime. "Hear me! Someone's at the door!" Thanks, doorbell, I hadn't realized.
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Cell phones are the ultimate 'hear me' champions. They can be on silent, do not disturb, buried in a bag, and yet, when they want attention, they'll vibrate and ring like, "Hey, hear me! Someone's double-tapping on Instagram!
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Supermarkets are a 'hear me' wonderland. Ever get to the checkout and hear the candy bars and magazines scream, "Hear me! You need a last-minute purchase! And yeah, we're conveniently placed right here!
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It's fascinating how pets have mastered the 'hear me' game. You're trying to watch TV or take a nap, and suddenly, your cat's like, "Hear me! I want attention!" and proceeds to sit on your face.
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Isn't it funny how our stomachs seem to have their own "hear me" button? You can be in the middle of a super important meeting, trying to keep it quiet, and suddenly it's like, "Hear me, world! It's snack time!
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