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Why did the head nurse always have a pen in her pocket? In case she needed to draw a 'quick blood sketch'!
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Why did the head nurse become a detective? She's an expert at solving 'heart cases'!
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Why did the head nurse bring a ladder to the surgery room? To raise the bar on patient care!
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Why did the head nurse become a gardener? She knows how to handle all those 'beds' with care!
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What's a head nurse's favorite game? Operation - she's an expert at removing funny bones!
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Why did the head nurse always carry a ladder? For high blood pressure cases!
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Why did the head nurse always carry a stopwatch? To make sure every patient had their daily 'second opinion'!
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Why did the head nurse bring a pencil to the staff meeting? To draw blood from the conversation!
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I swear the head nurse has a sixth sense. I walked into the ER, and she looked at me like she could diagnose my issues just by the way I tie my shoelaces. I'm thinking, 'Lady, I'm here for a broken arm, not a personality assessment.'
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I asked the head nurse if she ever gets tired of patients complaining. She said, 'Darling, it's like being a standup comedian, but instead of laughs, I collect insurance information.'
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You know, they call her the head nurse, like she's the chief of the healthcare mafia. I half-expected her to pull out a stethoscope and say, 'You gotta cough up that copay, or things might get messy.'
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The head nurse walks through the hospital like she owns the place. I'm convinced she has a secret handshake with the janitors and a VIP entrance to the cafeteria. I asked her, 'Do you ever get lost?' She said, 'Darling, in this maze of corridors, I'm the GPS.'
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I overheard the head nurse discussing a patient's chart. She used medical jargon like it was casual conversation. I felt like I was in an episode of Grey's Anatomy, and I was the extra who didn't know their lines.
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So I went to the hospital the other day, and the head nurse, she's like the queen of the medical realm. I asked her, 'Are you the boss?' She said, 'I'm the head nurse.' I thought, 'Wow, even in the hospital, they've got royalty. Next, they'll have knights in shining scrubs.'
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The head nurse is a multitasking wizard. I saw her answering phones, dealing with patients, and somehow still managing to maintain a killer poker face. I can't even handle a Zoom call without accidentally turning on cat filters.
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I told the head nurse my medical history, and she raised an eyebrow like she was reading the plot twist in a thriller novel. I thought, 'This is it, I'm getting a medical lecture and a movie review at the same time.'
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The head nurse is the real MVP of the hospital. She's got the patience of a saint and the organizational skills of a Pinterest mom planning a birthday party for 30 kids. If only she could make waiting rooms as comfortable as a spa day.
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