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Why did the Hawaiian chef get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field of pineapples!
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Why did the Hawaiian comedian become a gardener? He wanted to 'grow' his own sense of humor!
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Why did the Hawaiian musician bring a ukulele to the party? Because he wanted to 'string' along with the fun!
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Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach in Hawaii? Because he wanted to go to the next level of 'waves'!
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Why did the pineapple go to therapy? It had too many issues with its 'core' beliefs!
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Why did the Hawaiian sun apply for a job? It wanted to get a 'bright' career in shining!
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What's a Hawaiian's favorite type of footwear? 'Flip-flops' – they're always ready for a tropical stroll!
Surfing the Web, Island Style
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Hawaiian internet be like, Aloha! Welcome to the world wide wait. Grab a coconut, enjoy the view, and maybe your webpage will load by sunset.
Lei It On Me
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I asked a Hawaiian for dating advice, and they said, When in doubt, just lei it on thick. I'm not sure if they meant flowers or compliments, but I ended up with both and a confused date.
Tropical Time Zone
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In Hawaii, they have their own sense of time. It's called Hawaiian Standard Time, which translates to We'll get there when the waves stop being awesome.
Coconut Confessions
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Why do coconuts never reveal their secrets? Because they always clam up when you try to crack them open. I guess they're coco-nuts about privacy.
Volcano or Microwave?
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Hawaiian pizza is controversial, but have you tried cooking it on an active volcano? Now that's a heated debate.
Hula Hoop Dreams
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You ever notice how Hawaiian shirts are like fashion's way of saying, I'm on a permanent vacation, and my only responsibility is choosing between pineapple or coconut in my drink?
Pineapple Express Checkout
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Ever been stuck in line behind someone buying a single pineapple at the grocery store? It's like, buddy, you're not making a piña colada for the entire island. What's the rush?
Hawaiian Hide and Seek
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Hawaiian shirts are the best camouflage. Wear one, and you can hide in any beach party without anyone noticing. Just stand still, and you're practically invisible among the floral patterns.
Aloha Calories!
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I tried a Hawaiian diet once. It's called the Luau and Lose Weight plan. Turns out, the only weight I lost was my dignity when I couldn't resist that extra serving of poi.
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