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Have you heard about the self-checkout lanes at grocery stores? They're like a test where the real challenge isn't scanning items; it's successfully bagging them without the machine yelling at you like a disappointed teacher.
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Have you heard about the 'reply all' button in emails? It's like the 'send to everyone in the office, including your boss, your boss's boss, and that person you accidentally called a cat meme once' button. It's a dangerous game.
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Have you heard about multitasking? It's that magical skill where you can simultaneously burn dinner, reply to texts, and find out your cat's been sitting on your laptop, typing a novel. It's a talent, really.
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Have you heard about the folks who swear they have a green thumb and can grow any plant? Meanwhile, my houseplants look at me like they're auditioning for a role in 'The Blair Witch Project.'
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Have you heard about people who always have their phones on silent? It's like they're in a secret club where the ringtone is the password. You'll never catch them slipping, but they'll definitely miss a few calls from their moms.
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Have you heard about those who say they'll start exercising 'tomorrow'? Yeah, 'tomorrow' seems to be on permanent vacation. It's as if the gym membership is for a future version of themselves who suddenly loves kale and enjoys burpees.
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Have you heard about those who claim they'll start a new hobby to 'unwind'? They buy all the supplies, spend a weekend stressing over YouTube tutorials, and then find solace in Netflix. Their hobby becomes being a professional procrastinator.
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Have you heard about the 'open-door policy' in offices? It's that thing where your boss says their door is always open, but you're too scared to knock because you know they're probably watching cat videos on the internet.
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Have you heard about the people who try to assemble furniture without reading the instructions? They're the real adventurers in life. It's not just about building a bookshelf; it's a quest to discover where that 'extra' screw was supposed to go.
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