18 Jokes For Have You Ever

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Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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Have you ever tried to write a joke about fishing? It's quite the catch!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming!
Have you ever tried to make a joke about construction? It's hard hat!
Have you ever tried to write a joke about paper? It's tearable!
Have you ever tried to become a baker? It's a tough crust to crack!
Have you ever tried to teach a camera some jokes? It just couldn't focus!
Have you ever tried to play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak!
Have you ever tried to train a leopard to play hide and seek? It's always spotted!

Have You Ever

Have you ever confidently walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you went in there? It's like being on a mission with a classified case of selective memory!

Have You Ever

Have you ever misjudged the push/pull door situation and felt like a mime auditioning for the wrong act? It’s the ultimate theater of embarrassment.

Have You Ever

Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person something incredibly embarrassing? Welcome to the modern-age digital facepalm, folks!

Have You Ever

Have you ever tried to discreetly scratch an itch in public and ended up looking like you're trying out some new dance move? Yeah, that's the Itchy Shuffle.

Have You Ever

Have you ever been so confident about a shortcut that ended up being a scenic tour of confusion? It’s the GPS's way of saying, Let's see if you can find your way back.

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You ever accidentally wave back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you? It’s like joining a friendship that never existed. I call it the Hall of Awkward Fame.

Have You Ever

Have you ever sneezed in a silent room and felt like you just dropped a loud and unexpected beat? DJ Sneezefire in the mix!

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Have you ever pretended to know a song while humming along, only to realize you were singing the wrong lyrics? That’s the melody of musical misinformation, my friends!

Have You Ever

Have you ever tried to walk through a sliding door that refused to acknowledge your presence? Congratulations, you just entered the world of awkward mime interaction.

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Have you ever laughed so hard at your own joke that you forgot the punchline? Welcome to the stand-up version of amnesia, folks!

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