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Did you hear about the time Harrison tried to be a baker? He couldn't make enough dough!
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Why did Harrison bring a pencil to the party? In case he needed to draw attention!
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Why did Harrison open a bakery next to a cemetery? Because he wanted to raise some 'dough'!
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Why did Harrison become a chef? He loved adding 'spice' to conversations!
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What did Harrison say when he saw a herd of elephants? 'That's irrelephant!
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What did Harrison say about the comedian who told too many ? 'He's a pun-ishment to comedy!
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Why did Harrison go to the bank with a ruler? He wanted to 'measure' his interest!
Haunted by Harrison
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You know you've got a haunted house when even the ghosts are complaining about Harrison's ghostly roommate etiquette. Last night, I heard them arguing: Harrison, stop rearranging the furniture at 3 a.m.! We're trying to haunt people, not redecorate!
Ghostly GPS
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Harrison's ghost thinks it's a GPS system now. I was trying to find the kitchen, and suddenly I hear this ethereal voice saying, In 100 feet, turn left. No, your other left. Now, beware of the haunted pantry; it's got expired ghost snacks.
Ghostly Guidance
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I asked Harrison's ghost for some life advice, you know, thinking they've got that whole afterlife wisdom thing going on. Turns out, the only advice I got was, If you're gonna die, do it on a weekend. Weekdays are packed, and the ghost traffic is a nightmare!
Ghost Therapy
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I hired a ghost therapist to deal with Harrison's issues. Turns out, even in the afterlife, therapy is expensive. The therapist said, Your ghost has unresolved issues with the living. Also, he thinks Casper is a sellout.
Haunted Dating
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I tried online dating, and it's tough when you have a haunted house. My profile says, Single, ready to mingle, but be warned, my ex is a ghost named Harrison. He's clingy, literally. Swipe right if you're not afraid of commitment, or ectoplasm.
Afterlife Admin
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Harrison's ghost is a stickler for paperwork. I found a spectral spreadsheet in the living room titled Unfinished Business. Turns out, he's been haunting me because I forgot to take out the trash three weeks ago. Sorry, Harrison, I'll do better in the next life!
Spectral Selfies
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Harrison's ghost is a selfie enthusiast. Every time I take a picture, there he is, trying to photobomb with his translucent face. I swear, my Instagram has turned into a paranormal fashion show.
Haunted Wi-Fi
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I tried to set up Wi-Fi in the haunted house, and Harrison's ghost wasn't having it. Every time I connected, the signal dropped, and I heard this ghostly voice saying, This is my haunting bandwidth, get your own afterlife Wi-Fi!
Ghostly Gourmet
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Harrison's ghost has taken up cooking. Last night, I woke up to the smell of ectoplasmic enchiladas. I didn't know whether to be scared or hungry. I mean, who knew ghosts had taste buds?
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