6 Jokes For Happy Mothers Day

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Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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My mom always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates.' She must have been allergic to nuts.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we're hopeful.

What's a mom's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Why did the tomato turn red on Mother's Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the cookie cry on Mother's Day? Because its mom was a wafer too long!

I asked my mom if she's on social media. She said, 'No, I already know everything about you.

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