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You ever watch a movie with a plot so predictable that even a halfwit could guess the ending? Yet, there's always that one friend who's genuinely surprised, like they just discovered fire or something.
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I feel like every group has that one person who, bless their heart, has moments of sheer halfwit brilliance. You know, the kind where you're not sure whether to give them an award or just pat them on the head and say, "Good try!
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Dating in the modern age feels like navigating through a maze with halfwits as your GPS. You think you're headed towards a meaningful conversation, but suddenly you're discussing the nutritional value of kale with someone who thinks it's a form of currency.
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Have you ever noticed how the word "halfwit" is thrown around? Like, who decided that it's a perfect description? I mean, is there a specific measurement scale? "Oh, you're not a full wit today, just halfwit, huh?
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Ever tried to explain something to someone and they just stare back at you? It's like talking to a halfwit. You're laying out the blueprints of the universe, and they're there thinking about why clouds look like fluffy pillows.
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Have you ever been in a meeting where someone suggests an idea that's so outlandishly impractical, you're left wondering if they're channeling their inner halfwit or they're just auditioning for a comedy show?
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I've come to realize that halfwits have their own secret society. I mean, how else do you explain some of the decisions being made out there? It's like they have an annual convention where they swap ideas on how to confuse the rest of us.
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You know you've reached peak halfwit status when you try to argue with a toddler about why they shouldn't eat crayons. It's like a battle of wits, except one side is armed with a coloring book.
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I tried following one of those DIY tutorials once, and by the end of it, my masterpiece looked like it was crafted by a halfwit with one eye closed and both hands tied behind their back. Pinterest fails? More like halfwit triumphs.
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