16 Jokes About Guys With No Balls

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the man with no balls refuse to play pool? He didn't have the balls for it!
Why was the guy with no balls terrible at tennis? He always served with a lob!
Why did the man with no balls join a band? He wanted to be the 'eunuch' of the group!
Did you hear about the guy with no balls who opened a pet store? He specialized in neutered animals!
Why did the man with no balls join the circus? He wanted to be the 'clown' with no 'balls' in the act!
Ever heard about the guy with no balls who became a magician? His signature trick? Disappearing balls!
Why was the guy with no balls excellent at fishing? He had the patience for 'un-baited' hooks!
What did the guy with no balls do at the baseball game? He enjoyed the 'ball-less' innings the most!

Lost in No-Ball Land

You ever notice how guys with no balls are the ultimate GPS failures? Honey, are we lost? No, no, I just... prefer the scenic route! We end up in the middle of nowhere, and I'm thinking, Well, scenic route or not, we're now on a first-name basis with tumbleweeds!

Ball-less Debates

Guys with no balls, they're the ones who engage in those never-ending debates, but they can never take a stand! It's like watching a tennis match without a ball. Back and forth, back and forth, and nobody scores a point! I'm just waiting there with popcorn, thinking, Somebody throw in a ball or call it a day!

The No-Ball Gift Dilemma

You know who struggles the most with gift-giving? Guys with no balls! Do you think she'll like this? I don't know, what if she doesn't? I'm there thinking, Just give her the darn gift! Worst-case scenario, she re-gifts it and blames me!

No-Ball DIYers

Ever tried DIY projects with guys who have no balls? Should we use the blue paint? Maybe the red? No, green? I'm like, Let's just throw all the colors on the wall and call it abstract art! It's a masterpiece of indecision!

No-Ball Decision Olympics

You want to witness the Olympics of indecision? Hang out with guys with no balls in a restaurant. I'll have the steak... no, maybe the chicken... or should I go for the pasta? The waiter is taking a break, the chef retired, and I'm considering starting a GoFundMe for this poor menu!

No-Ball Movie Critics

Guys with no balls are the toughest movie critics ever. What movie should we watch? Hmm, what's your favorite genre? Mine is... but I'm okay with anything. I swear, by the time we agree on a movie, it's been so long that they've released a sequel!

Ball-less RSVPs

Guys with no balls, they're the ones who can't commit to a social event to save their lives. Are you coming to the party? I might, I'll see how I feel. I'm like, Dude, it's not a Netflix series. It's a party. Yes or no?!

No-Ball Navigators

Guys with no balls are the only ones who can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into a global expedition. Left or right? Umm, straight... no, left! No, wait, maybe right? I'm in the car yelling, We're going in circles! I just want milk, not an adventure!

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