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Gunslinger in a Tech Store
Firearms vs. Technology
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Saw this gunslinger in a tech store trying to buy a smartwatch. He was like, "I need something that tracks my heartbeat accurately. You know, in case I get too excited during a standoff." I guess he wants to make sure his adrenaline rush gets the proper GPS signal.
Gunslinger at a Modern Shooting Range
Traditional vs. Modern Shooting Techniques
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I met this guy at the range who boasted about his love for traditional gunslinging. He said, "I don't trust any firearm that needs a battery." I just smiled and thought, "Well, I don't trust a phone that can't shoot pictures.
Gunslinger at a Comedy Club
Gunslinger Persona vs. Stand-up Comedy
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Saw a gunslinger at a comedy show. Comedian said, "I bet y'all didn't come here for laughs." He stands up and says, "You're darn right, I came here for a good ol' shootout!" I guess he misread the club's "open mic" policy!
Gunslinger at a Job Interview
Gunslinger Attitude vs. Professionalism
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Interviewer asked the gunslinger, "Do you work well under pressure?" He replied, "Pressure? I thrive on it! In fact, my best work is when the clock's ticking like it's a gun to my head." Not sure if that's a metaphor or a job hazard!
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