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Gump's GPS
Forrest Gump using a GPS
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Forrest to the GPS: "Is this where the chocolate factory is?" GPS: "Destination on the right." Forrest: "Life is like a box of chocolates, and apparently, it's on the right.
Gump's Cooking Show
Forrest Gump hosting a cooking show
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Forrest's kitchen mishap: "I tried making chocolate shrimp once. Turns out, the secret ingredient is not chocolate. It's restraining orders from the seafood community.
Gump's Fitness Class
Forrest Gump attending a fitness class
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Forrest at the gym: "I asked the trainer for a good cardio workout. He handed me a ping pong paddle and said, 'Run, Forrest, run!'
Gump's Stand-Up Comedy
Forrest Gump trying stand-up comedy
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Forrest's stand-up wisdom: "I tried to write a book once, but it was just a bunch of blank pages. My mama always said, 'If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all.'
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