5 Jokes For Gump

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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Gump's GPS

Forrest Gump using a GPS
Forrest to the GPS: "Is this where the chocolate factory is?" GPS: "Destination on the right." Forrest: "Life is like a box of chocolates, and apparently, it's on the right.

Gump's Cooking Show

Forrest Gump hosting a cooking show
Forrest's kitchen mishap: "I tried making chocolate shrimp once. Turns out, the secret ingredient is not chocolate. It's restraining orders from the seafood community.

Gump's Fitness Class

Forrest Gump attending a fitness class
Forrest at the gym: "I asked the trainer for a good cardio workout. He handed me a ping pong paddle and said, 'Run, Forrest, run!'

Gump's Stand-Up Comedy

Forrest Gump trying stand-up comedy
Forrest's stand-up wisdom: "I tried to write a book once, but it was just a bunch of blank pages. My mama always said, 'If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all.'

Gump at the Job Interview

Forrest Gump at a job interview
Forrest at the interview: "I'm really good at following instructions." Interviewer: "Can you elaborate?" Forrest: "You know, like 'Run, Forrest, run!'

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