5 Jokes For Gru

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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Gru's Dating Life

Gru's attempts at romance
Gru once brought a date to his secret lair. She said it was impressive, but she was hoping for less evil, more candlelight.

Gru's Side Hustles

Gru's failed business ventures
Gru's attempt at a fitness video was just him demonstrating how to avoid missiles and piranhas while jogging. It's called "Evil-lates.

Gru's Pet Peeves

Gru's annoyances with everyday life
Gru's idea of a horror movie is watching the minions try to assemble IKEA furniture. It's scarier than any monster.

The Minion's Perspective

Gru's strict management style
Gru's management style is so strict; even the bananas in the break room are afraid to go yellow without permission.

Gru's Fashion Sense

Gru's questionable style choices
Gru once entered a fashion show with a line inspired by his evil gadgets. The critics called it "weaponized wear," but the models called it heavy.

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