4 Jokes About Growing Older

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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Growing older also means trying to keep up with technology. I mean, I remember when I was the go-to tech guru for my parents. Now? I call my kid to help me set the clock on the microwave. And they're like, "Dad, it's literally three buttons." And I'm there like,
One thing that's undeniable about growing older is your fashion sense evolving. I used to rock those baggy pants and oversized shirts like I was in a rap video. Now, I put on those pants, and suddenly, I'm flooded with memories of when I thought my Nokia phone was the
One of the perks of getting older is the wisdom you gain, they say. But hey, who needs wisdom when you've got the magical ability to forget why you walked into a room in the first place? It's like stepping into an empty void and going, "Right, I was... um...
You know you're getting older when you start to realize that time is getting back at you. You remember being a kid, and you'd yawn at the idea of time passing. Now, time yawns back at you, but it's not a cute little yawn; it's that sinister, all-consuming yawn like,

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