5 Jokes For Grooming

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 24 2025

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The Pet Groomer

Dealing with overly pampered pets and their eccentric owners.
Someone brought in their cat asking for a 'roaring lion cut.' Yeah, now it's roaring at me because it looks like a cactus.

Personal Grooming

The awkwardness of trying out new grooming products or styles.
Used this new grooming gadget, said it would sculpt my beard perfectly. I think it sculpted my beard into a Picasso painting.

The Barber

The barber trying to understand a customer's vague instructions for a haircut.
Had this customer saying, "Make me look like I've got it all together." So I styled his hair like it was paying off a mortgage and holding a stable job.

DIY Grooming Mishaps

The disasters that happen when trying to groom yourself at home.
Tried DIY teeth whitening. I smiled at myself in the mirror, and suddenly, I'm a glow stick with trust issues.

Parent Grooming Kids

Convincing kids that grooming isn't a medieval torture session.
Introduced my kid to a hair comb. You'd think I was presenting them with an ancient relic. "Behold! The magical tamer of bedhead!

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