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What did the music teacher say to Dave Grohl's drum set? 'You've got great 'beats'!
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Why did Dave Grohl bring a map to the concert? To find the 'best route' to rock and roll!
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Why did Dave Grohl bring a pencil to the concert? To draw some 'rock sketches'!
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Why did Dave Grohl start a lawn care service? He wanted to make sure every lawn got a 'Fertile Crescent'!
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Why did Dave Grohl become a chef? Because he wanted to learn how to 'grill' it like he means it!
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Why did Dave Grohl bring a ladder to the concert? To get to the 'high notes'!
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Dave Grohl's favorite way to relax? Sitting back with a cup of 'Foolong' tea!
Grohl's Rock Star Lifestyle
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Dave Grohl lives the rock star lifestyle. I live the find the TV remote for 20 minutes lifestyle. If my life were a movie, it would be a romantic comedy – without the romance or the comedy.
Grohl's Superpowers
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I think Dave Grohl has a superpower – the ability to never age. Meanwhile, I've aged so much that my back goes out more often than I do. If I had a superpower, it would be the power to find my glasses without having to put on another pair.
Cooking with Grohl
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I heard Dave Grohl is an excellent cook. Meanwhile, the only thing I can cook without burning is instant noodles. If life was a cooking show, I'd be the contestant who sets off the fire alarm by boiling water.
Grohl's Hair vs. My Hair
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Have you seen Dave Grohl's hair? It's like a majestic lion's mane. Meanwhile, my hair looks like it's in a constant battle with gravity, and gravity is winning. I guess rock and roll isn't the only thing defying gravity.
Grohl's Drumming vs. My Clapping
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Dave Grohl is a legendary drummer. The only thing I can drum up is enthusiasm for the weekend, and my idea of percussion is clapping off-beat. If life had a soundtrack, mine would be a slow clap in a horror movie.
Grohl's Guitar Skills vs. My Air Guitar Skills
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Dave Grohl can shred on the guitar like nobody's business. I, on the other hand, can play a mean air guitar solo that would make even my shower curtain cringe. Maybe one day I'll upgrade to an invisible guitar.
Grohl's Workout Routine
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Dave Grohl must have an incredible workout routine. Meanwhile, I consider lifting a bag of chips to be my daily exercise. My fitness goal is to be able to run to the refrigerator without getting winded.
Rocking Out with Grohl
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You know, I tried starting a band once, but it turns out the only instrument I can play is the air guitar. Dave Grohl would be disappointed; he's out there drumming, singing, and probably making a sandwich during his breaks.
Grohl's Fanbase
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Have you seen Dave Grohl's fanbase? They're like a cult, and I mean that in the best way possible. My fanbase consists of my mom and the neighbor's cat, who only shows up when he hears the sound of a can opener.
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