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Ever think about how 'the grind' became the ultimate goal? Like, are we all secretly training to be coffee beans? If so, I've been roasted enough, thank you very much!
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I've always wondered if the phrase 'the grind' was created by someone who just couldn't admit they were stuck in traffic every single day. "No, I'm not late; I'm just embracing the grind!
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We glorify 'the grind' so much, but let's be real: my coffee grind is inconsistent at best. One day it's powder, the next it's like I've thrown pebbles into hot water. Ah, the grind life!
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I tried to embrace 'the grind' once. You know, wake up early, seize the day, be productive. Three hours and four coffee cups later, I realized my most significant achievement was a caffeine-induced jitter that rivaled a dance-off.
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The grind' sounds so glamorous until you realize it's just another way of saying, "I haven't slept properly in weeks, and my diet consists solely of caffeine and regret.
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You ever notice how we're all chasing the grind, but no one ever stops to ask, "Hey, what exactly is this 'grind' we're talking about?" For all we know, it's just coffee beans laughing at us for being so tired!
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The funny thing about 'the grind' is that it's always supposed to lead to success. But let me tell you, if my coffee grind is any indicator, I'm expecting some very uneven results in life.
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Every time someone tells me they're deep into 'the grind,' I imagine them as a hamster on a wheel. Just running and running, thinking they're getting somewhere, but really, they're just making the wheel company rich.
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You ever hear someone say, "I love the grind"? And I'm like, "Are we talking about coffee or my daily struggle to find matching socks?" Because both are equally frustrating!
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