5 Jokes About Greeting Cards

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 12 2025

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The Procrastinating Greeting Card Writer

Racing Against Time to Meet Deadlines
Graduation card: "Congratulations on your achievement! I would have sent this sooner, but procrastination is a tough habit to break.

The Conspiracy Theorist Greeting Card Writer

Merging Conspiracy Theories with Celebration
Graduation card: "Hats off to you! But keep your cap on – you never know when the aliens are trying to steal your brilliant ideas.

The Literal Greeting Card Writer

Taking Every Expression Literally
New Baby card: "Congratulations on your little bundle of joy! Don't worry; the sleepless nights will only last for the next 18 years... or more.

The Unfiltered Kid's Greeting Card Writer

Crafting Cards without an Inner Filter
Friendship card: "You're my BFF! I mean, until someone else has better snacks. But for now, you're the real MVP.

The Overly Honest Greeting Card Writer

Balancing Brutal Honesty with Sentimentality
Sympathy card: "Sorry for your loss. On the bright side, at least your loved one won't have to endure another family dinner with Aunt Mildred's tuna casserole.

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