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Great Danes have this incredible talent for making king-sized beds feel like twin beds. It's like, "Hey, dog, I love you, but could you scooch over a bit? My feet are dangling off the edge here!
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I call my Great Dane the "gentle giant." But when he's excited, it's more like having a wrecking ball with a wagging tail. I've rearranged my living room furniture more times than I've rearranged my priorities.
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You know you have a Great Dane when people mistake your backyard for a dog park. The neighbors are like, "Wow, you've got a lot of dogs!" Nope, just one – he's just really, really big. And apparently, he's the social director for all the neighborhood canines.
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Great Danes have mastered the art of stealth. You'll be sitting on the couch, and suddenly, this massive head appears on your lap, like a canine ninja silently sneaking in for cuddles. I didn't sign up for a dog; I adopted a furry spy.
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You ever notice how owning a Great Dane is like having a furry SUV? I mean, they're big, they eat a lot, and good luck finding parking space at the dog park!
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I recently got a Great Dane, and now my neighbors think I've opened a zoo. They're like, "Is that a dog or a small horse?" Well, it's both – my new dog is training for the Kentucky Derby!
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Having a Great Dane is like having a personal bodyguard. Except, instead of scaring off burglars, mine scares off the pizza delivery guy. I just wanted a large pizza, not a large dog barking at the door!
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Great Danes are the only dogs that can audition for horror movies without even trying. Picture this: it's midnight, you're home alone, and suddenly your dog stands up, casting a shadow that could be mistaken for a creature from a Stephen King novel. Cue the creepy music.
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Great Danes have this incredible talent for looking regal and majestic until they try to sit on your lap. Then, it's less majestic and more like a giant attempting to fit into a Mini Cooper. It's a good thing my couch has a weight limit!
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