5 Jokes For Greasy

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Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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Why did the grease go to therapy? It needed some emotional lubrication!

I asked my friend if he could lend me some cooking oil. He said, 'Sure, but it's a slippery slope.

I told my friend he was too oily. He said, 'Well, I am feeling a bit slippery today!

I tried to start a band with kitchen utensils. The grease was on lead vocals – it really knows how to slide into a song!

I tried to diet, but everything I eat seems to be dipped in irony and fried in sarcasm.

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