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I asked the circle if it wanted to join the graph party. It said, 'Sorry, I'm a bit round for that.
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I told my graph it needed to get its life together. Now it's plotting revenge.
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I asked the barman for a sine and cosine. He gave me a complementary drink!
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Graphs are deceptive; they make everything look so simple. I wish my life had a pie chart. '40% work, 30% sleep, 20% pizza, and the remaining 10% dedicated to pretending I know what I'm doing.'
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I tried to make a graph of my New Year's resolutions once. It looked like a rollercoaster – the 'Guilt Coaster.' Turns out, the only thing I consistently achieve is a steady increase in my ability to procrastinate.
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Graphs are like GPS for procrastination. You start with a clear destination, but somehow end up lost in the intricate streets of irrelevant data. 'Sir, recalculating your life choices.'
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Graphs, the only time I want to see a sharp decline is in my calorie count. But no, these graphs just keep plotting their own drama, like they're auditioning for a reality show called 'Keeping Up with the Data.'
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a thrilling Friday night involves staring at graphs. I used to go out, but now I'm more into the exciting world of line charts and pie graphs. Living life on the edge... of the x-axis.
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Graphs are like the silent ninjas of information. You think you've got it all figured out, and then BAM! A sudden spike in the line chart, just like that unexpected charge on your credit card. Sneaky little devils.
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Graphs are like magic spells for presentations. I mean, who needs actual data when you can just throw a pie chart on the screen? 'This is our revenue distribution – 50% hard work, 30% luck, and 20% crossing our fingers.'
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Graphs are the mathematician's art gallery. 'Oh, look at this exquisite scatter plot – truly a masterpiece of random dots coming together to confuse the heck out of you.'
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Graphs are like my relationships – they start with high expectations, then there's a sudden drop, and before you know it, I'm just trying to figure out where I went wrong. Maybe I should start adding relationship status labels to my bar graphs.
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