7 Jokes For Grandfather Clock

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Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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My grandfather clock has a podcast. It's called 'Tick Talk with Grandpa'!
My grandfather clock is on a diet. It's trying to lose some seconds!
I asked my grandfather clock for relationship advice. It said, 'Give it time.
Why did the grandfather clock go to therapy? It had too many ticks and not enough tocks.
Why did the smartphone break up with the grandfather clock? It couldn't handle the 'old-fashioned' relationship!
Why did the computer take the grandfather clock to therapy? It had too many bytes and not enough ticks!
Why did the tomato turn into a grandfather clock? It wanted to 'ketchup' on the times!

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