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Why did the grandparent refuse to play hide-and-seek? They've been good at hiding their own Easter eggs for years!
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Why did the grandpa bring a ladder to the concert? He heard the music was up and coming!
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Why did the grandma knit a sweater for her computer? It wanted a warm Windows!
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Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She wanted to rock and roll!
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Why did the grandparent become a gardener? They wanted to 'grow' old gracefully!
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Why did the grandparent bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the grandpa always carry a pencil behind his ear? In case he had to draw his conclusions!
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Why do grandparents make great burglars? They have the element of surprise - nobody expects them to move that fast!
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Why did the grandma join social media? She wanted to keep an eye on the grandkids!
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Why did the grandparent take up archery? They wanted to 'aim' high in their old age!
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You know you're at your grandparents' house when every conversation starts with, 'Back in my day...' and ends with, 'You kids have it too easy.' I'm just here for the cookies, Grandma!
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Grandma always tells me she used to walk 10 miles to school. Now, I can't even convince her to walk 10 feet to the kitchen for a snack. Times have changed, haven't they?
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I asked my grandpa what the secret to a long, happy marriage was. He said, 'Son, it's simple – just remember to say 'yes, dear' and invest in good hearing aids.'
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My grandpa claims he's a great dancer. I'm not sure if he's confusing 'dancing' with 'shuffling slowly to the bathroom,' but hey, confidence is key, right?
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Grandparents have mastered the art of sending passive-aggressive messages through baked goods. 'Oh, you're still single? Here, have a muffin – it's just like your love life: plain and a bit crumbly.'
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My grandpa always gives me advice on how to handle technology. 'Just hit it a couple of times,' he says. I tried that with my laptop, and now it's in therapy – thanks, Grandpa!
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Grandparents, the original WiFi – they never let you down, but the signal strength may vary depending on their denture adhesive!
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Grandparents have this magical ability to turn any ordinary day into an epic saga. 'Let me tell you about the Great War of the TV Remote – it lasted for years, and casualties were the lost channels!'
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Grandma is the undisputed queen of couponing. She once brought a whole supermarket to its knees with her stack of discounts. I've never seen someone negotiate so fiercely over a can of peas.
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