5 Jokes For Graduated Cylinder

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 12 2024

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The Over-Enthusiastic Scientist

When the graduated cylinder is just too excited about measuring things.
Graduated cylinders are like overachievers - they just can't stop showing off their volumes.

The Conspiracy Theorist Chemist

Believing that graduated cylinders are plotting against scientists.
I asked my graduated cylinder if it had any secrets. It just said, "I measure up to no good.

The Clumsy Lab Assistant

Accidentally knocking over the graduated cylinder and causing chaos.
My lab assistant thinks graduated cylinders are like bowling pins – the goal is to knock down as many as possible.

The Romantic Chemist

Trying to find love using the graduated cylinder as a matchmaking tool.
Dating tip: If you want a love that's measurable, use a graduated cylinder. It's a real heart-to-heart connection.

The Stand-Up Comedian's Personal Experience with Graduated Cylinders

Dealing with the existential crisis of being compared to a graduated cylinder.
I tried online dating, and my profile said I'm as precise as a graduated cylinder. Turns out, people prefer a little margin of error.

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