5 Jokes About Grad School

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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The Procrastinator Grad Student

Trying to write a thesis while binge-watching Netflix
My thesis advisor asked for a draft. I sent him a draft of my favorite snacks while watching TV. I call it "The Culinary Chronicles of a Grad Student.

The Paranoid Grad Student

Constant fear of running out of coffee during an all-nighter
My friends say I have a coffee addiction. I say it's just a healthy dependency. It's not like I need it to function; it just dramatically improves my chances of being a functioning human being.

The Tech-Challenged Grad Student

Trying to navigate complex statistical software
I asked my computer to analyze my social life. It printed out a blank graph. Turns out, even my computer thinks my social life is statistically insignificant.

The Overachiever Grad Student

Balancing three research projects and a part-time job
My schedule is so packed; I schedule bathroom breaks. It's all about efficiency. I call it multitasking at its finest. You haven't lived until you've defended your thesis outline while in a bathroom stall.

The Broke Grad Student

Living on a ramen noodle budget
I thought I'd treat myself to a fancy dinner. So, I went to the expensive grocery store and bought name-brand ramen. Living the high life, one instant noodle at a time.

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