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Losing my job is like being in a bad relationship. One day, out of the blue, they call you into the office and say, "It's not working out. We need some space... from your desk.
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You ever notice that getting fired feels a lot like leaving a party early? Everyone else is still having a good time, and you're just there awkwardly gathering your belongings.
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Getting fired is like getting a participation award in adulthood. Congratulations, you showed up, did your best, and now please vacate the premises immediately.
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Losing my job taught me a valuable lesson – never put all your eggs in one job basket. Because when that basket gets thrown out, you're left with a lot of broken eggs and an unemployment omelet.
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So, I got fired, and now I'm exploring new career options. I'm thinking of becoming a professional sleeper. It's the only job where you can't get fired for having too many dreams.
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Getting fired is a lot like a breakup. Your boss is basically saying, "It's not you, it's your complete inability to meet deadlines and attend Monday meetings.
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I got fired, and now I'm on a new career path – it's called "sitting on the couch contemplating life choices." It's not as lucrative as my old job, but the benefits include unlimited snack breaks.
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So, I recently got fired from my job. You know you've hit a low point in life when even your computer starts giving you the cold shoulder. It's like, "Error 404: Employment not found!
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Job security is like a game of hide and seek, and I must be amazing at it because my boss still hasn't found me hiding in the breakroom.
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