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Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't his type.
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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a surgeon – I'm really kneadful.
Haunted Hospitals
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Ever been to a haunted hospital? It's like a regular hospital but with fewer waiting times and more ghostly complaints about the Wi-Fi.
Gore Goals
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My friend told me he wants to make movies. I asked, Like action or romance? He said, Nah, just anything with enough gore to make a tomato blush.
Dating and Dracula
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Dating a vampire must be tricky. One moment they're complimenting your neck, and the next, they're wondering if it pairs well with a nice chianti.
The Real Housewives of Goreville
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I heard they're making a reality show about vampires. Finally, a series where they can't say, It sucked! because, well, that's the whole point.
Bloody Business
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I tried watching a documentary on surgery once. Man, I thought I was watching a cooking show, but instead of chopping veggies, they were just... chopping.
Surgeon's Surprise
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Ever wonder what surgeons talk about during surgery? Hey, Bob, pass me the scalpel; I think I left it in last night's turkey.
Bloody Budgets
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You know you're watching a low-budget horror film when the gore looks like they raided a ketchup factory sale.
Gore Galore
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You ever notice how horror movies today have more gore than a five-year-old's ice cream party? I mean, one minute you're watching, and the next, you're wondering if the director mistook blood for ketchup.
Gore and Grandmas
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You know, my grandma loves those murder mystery shows. Every time someone gets stabbed, she just screams, Now, that's what I call a piercing performance!
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