5 Jokes For Goodyear

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 01 2025

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The Stand-up Comedian Stuck in Traffic

Road rage and the monotony of traffic
Saw a bumper sticker that said, "I break for animals." I thought, "Buddy, in this traffic, I'd break for a tumbleweed if it looked at me the wrong way.

The Anxious Driving Instructor

Nervous students and bizarre questions
Had a student panic when a car honked. "Why are they so angry?" I said, "They're not angry; they're just expressing their love for your excellent driving skills.

The Tire Salesman

Dealing with picky customers
One guy came in and said, "I want tires that are like my relationships – they need to handle curves well." I thought, "Sure, buddy, we'll get you some 'relationship-proof' tires, good luck with that.

The GPS with an Attitude

Dealing with drivers who never listen
GPS should have a feature that says, "If you miss this turn, I'm taking you to the nearest ice cream shop. Maybe then you'll pay attention.

The Goodyear Engineer

Dealing with unrealistic expectations
Someone once said, "I want tires that make my car whisper on the road." I thought, "Buddy, I can't make your car whisper; I can only hope it doesn't scream when you hit a pothole.

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