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I've discovered the real reason my wife loves golfing—it's not about the sport. It's her excuse for a wardrobe expansion. She's got more golf outfits than I have regular clothes. Who knew a plaid skirt could become a fashion staple?
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Golfing has invaded every aspect of our lives. Now, instead of discussing weekend plans, it's all about which course has the best 18th hole or how to perfect a 'chip shot.' I miss the days when chips were just a snack.
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You know your wife's serious about golfing when she spends more time analyzing her swing in slow-motion replays than we spend watching family videos. If she puts that much effort into her swing at home, I can only imagine the intensity on the course.
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I've come to realize that golfing has a language of its own. My wife comes home and tells me she had a 'birdie.' I got excited, thinking she made a new friend, but turns out, it's just some golf score lingo. No new friends, just lower scores.
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You know you're married to a golfer when you find more tees in the laundry than socks. I swear, our house has become a tee sanctuary, and I'm just hoping one day to find a pair of matching socks.
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My wife took up golfing recently, and now I've got a serious case of golf envy. Not because she's out there perfecting her swing, but because her golf bag fits more clubs than I have friends.
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I thought having a golfing wife would mean more quality time together. Little did I know, 'tee time' doesn't mean time for tea and chats. It's more like, 'See you in four hours, I'll be chasing a tiny ball around acres of grass.'
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My wife's golfing obsession has reached new heights. Now, she doesn't just give me the silent treatment; she practices her golf swing silently in the living room. It's like living in a silent movie with occasional 'swish' sound effects.
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I used to think golf was a peaceful sport until I tried tagging along with my wife. Suddenly, I found myself in a battlefield dodging flying balls and trying to comprehend terms like 'mulligan.' I swear, that word's haunted me more than any ghost.
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