5 Jokes About Globes

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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The Mapmaker's Love Cartography

Navigating the tricky terrain of relationships
Dating a mapmaker is like being in a maze. You think you've found your way, and then suddenly, you hit a dead end – also known as the silent treatment.

The Flat Earther's Dilemma

Navigating relationships when you believe the Earth is flat
My flat earther ex-girlfriend accused me of hiding things from her. I said, "Honey, if the Earth were flat, wouldn't we have already fallen off the edge of this relationship?

The Geographer's Perspective

The challenge of finding love on a spherical scale
Dating a geographer is tough. I asked my girlfriend where she wanted to go for our anniversary, and she said, "I don't know, let's just explore new territories in our relationship." So now we're arguing over the GPS.

The GPS Navigator's Relationship Dilemma

Over-relying on technology for relationship guidance
My girlfriend, the GPS navigator, broke up with me because I kept getting lost in our relationship. I told her, "I'm not lost; I'm just taking the scenic route to love!

The Astronaut's Love Woes

Long-distance relationships from outer space
Long-distance relationships are tough, especially when your girlfriend is an astronaut. She asked me to send her a message that would last forever. So, I carved "I miss you" on a moon rock. Hope it reaches her.

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