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Why did the geography teacher bring a globe to the party? Because they wanted to have a ball!
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I tried to impress my crush with a globe joke, but it was too flat. Maybe I should've added some dimension!
Flat Earth Confessions
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Have you ever met someone who believes the Earth is flat? I mean, come on, if the Earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now. It's like a feline conspiracy to keep the planet in balance.
Around the World in 80 Laughs
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You ever notice how the globe is like a world tour for spiders? They're like, Let's spin a web in Africa today, maybe catch a few flies in Australia tomorrow. Meanwhile, I can't even plan a trip to the grocery store without getting lost in the snack aisle.
The Original Spin Class
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You know, when the Earth spins, it's like the universe's own version of a spin class. And clearly, I've been skipping that cosmic workout because my gravitational pull is stronger than my willpower at the gym.
Globe Trotting on Google Maps
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I recently discovered Google Maps has a feature where you can take a virtual tour of anywhere on the globe. I spent hours exploring the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall of China, and then ended up lost in my own living room. Who knew the path from the fridge to the couch could be so treacherous?
GPS Guilt
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I rely on GPS so much that if it told me to drive into a lake, I'd probably consider it. Turn left in 200 feet. Well, I guess swimming lessons are on the agenda today.
Globally Challenged
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I tried to impress someone once by talking about global issues, but it turns out my knowledge is limited to where they filmed Game of Thrones. Winter may be coming, but my geography skills went south.
Traveling by WiFi
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I heard about this new travel trend – globe-trotting through WiFi. You just connect to a random public network in another country and pretend you're there. I've been to Paris, Tokyo, and the moon, all from the comfort of my pajamas.
Parallel Parking: Global Edition
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Parallel parking is like a global test of patience. You're inching closer to the curb, praying you don't hit anything. It's like the Earth trying to squeeze into a tight parking spot in the solar system without scratching any of the other planets.
Lost in Translation, GPS Edition
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I once set my GPS to the voice of a British accent because I thought it would make me feel sophisticated. Instead, I ended up going in circles because every time it said, Take the roundabout, I heard, Keep calm and confuse the American.
Google Earth: Stalking or Adventuring?
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You ever find yourself on Google Earth, zooming into random locations, thinking you're some kind of digital explorer? And then you realize you've spent an hour staring at a stranger's backyard, and you're not an adventurer – you're just really good at cyberstalking landscapes.
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