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The Salesperson
Trying to sell something to a person behind a glass door
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I had this fantastic vacuum cleaner to sell. I knocked on the door, and there it was—a glass door. I could see the person inside mouthing, "No soliciting." I thought, "Well, I wasn't planning on selling vacuum cleaners, but let me suck up your attention for a minute.
The Burglar
Trying to break into a house with a glass door
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I was trying to be stealthy breaking into this house, and then I see the glass door. It's like they're saying, "Come on in, but be prepared to cut yourself on your way to the TV.
The Feng Shui Expert
Trying to create positive energy with a glass door in the wrong place
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I'm redecorating this place, trying to bring in good vibes. I tell the homeowner, "Glass door in the bathroom, trust me." They're like, "Are you sure?" I say, "Absolutely, it's perfect for maintaining transparency in relationships. Just don't forget to lock it.
The Paranoid Neighbor
Believing that the glass door is a surveillance tactic
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I saw my neighbor staring at me through their glass door. I said, "What are you doing?" They replied, "Just enjoying the view." I'm thinking, "This is not a zoo, Karen! Get curtains!
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