5 Jokes For Glacier

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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The Melting Glacier

Dealing with global warming and a melting existence.
Dating as a melting glacier is tough – I'm constantly ghosting, but not by choice.

The Overworked Glacier Guardian

Balancing work-life as a glacier guardian.
My therapist told me to chill out, but as a glacier guardian, that's kind of my job.

The Glacier Therapist

Helping glaciers cope with their emotional baggage.
Therapists have couches; I have icebergs. Sometimes, you just need a cold surface to spill your troubles.

The Glacier's Travel Diary

A glacier's perspective on moving at a glacial pace.
My travel motto: "Why hurry when you can glacially meander?

The Glacier Stand-Up Comedian

Finding humor in a frozen world.
I tried online dating as a glacier, but it's tough. My profile says I'm looking for someone with a warm heart, but all I get are heatwaves.

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