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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the turkey get sent to the principal's office? For using fowl language!
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What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? You're the best slice of my life!
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Why was the cornucopia upset? It couldn't find any good produce – it was feeling corn-stipated!
The Turkey Talk
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You ever notice how Thanksgiving turns into a courtroom drama? The turkey's on trial, and everyone's giving thanks like they're pleading their case. Your honor, I'd like to call my first witness, the mashed potatoes, exhibit A of deliciousness!
Thanks, but No Thanks
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Thanksgiving is the one day a year where everyone's a poet. I'm thankful for family, friends, and stretchy pants. It's the only time where you can eat so much that you actually become a part of the couch.
Football Frenzy
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Thanksgiving dinner and football are like that odd couple sitcom you can't stop watching. You've got one room full of cheering fans and another with folks talking about the cranberry sauce. The real game? Who gets the last slice of pumpkin pie.
Thanksgiving Tech Support
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Thanksgiving is like a tech malfunction waiting to happen. The turkey's like that stubborn printer—takes forever to start, has a few glitches, but when it finally works, it's a masterpiece.
Grateful Gobblers
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Ever noticed how the kids suddenly become gourmet food critics on Thanksgiving? This stuffing has an earthy aroma with notes of sage. They're like mini Gordon Ramsays, but with a whole lot more enthusiasm.
Thankful Traditions
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Thanksgiving is all about tradition. Grandma's secret recipes, Uncle Joe's legendary stories, and that one cousin who always falls asleep after the meal—it's like a sitcom with a predictable, yet comforting plotline.
Gratitude Showdown
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Thanksgiving dinners are like the Olympics of gratitude. Aunt Martha's thankful for health, Uncle Bob's thankful for football, and then there's Grandma in the corner, secretly grateful for the invention of gossip.
Dessert Diplomacy
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Thanksgiving dessert tables are like the United Nations of sweetness. Pies, cakes, and cookies negotiate peace treaties on your plate, and you're the ambassador of indulgence.
Cranberry Chronicles
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Cranberry sauce is the unsung hero of Thanksgiving. It's like the sidekick in a buddy cop movie—nobody pays attention until the last minute, but when it shows up, it steals the scene.
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