7 Girlfriend In Urdu Jokes

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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Why did the Urdu-speaking couple go to therapy? They needed to 'talaq' things out!
I tried to impress my Urdu-speaking girlfriend by reciting poetry. She was impressed until she realized I was reading the menu out loud!
I asked my Urdu-speaking girlfriend to describe our relationship. She said, 'It's like a biryani – spicy, unpredictable, and always leaving you wanting more!
I told my Urdu-speaking girlfriend a joke about a clock. She laughed and said, 'It's about time you cracked a good one!
I tried to impress my Urdu-speaking girlfriend with a magic trick. I said, 'Watch me disappear!' Now she's my ex-girlfriend. Turns out, she didn't find it magical at all!
I tried to impress my Urdu-speaking girlfriend with my cooking. She said, 'Your biryani is like our relationship – a little spicy and full of surprises!
My girlfriend said she wanted a romantic Urdu poem. I wrote one, but it turned out to be a shopping list. I guess 'shayari' isn't my strong suit!

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