7 Girlfriend In English Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Why did the grammar nerd's girlfriend break up with him? He kept putting their relationship in parentheses.
Why did the grammar-conscious boyfriend break up with his girlfriend? She kept using too many run-on sentences.
Why did the English major's girlfriend break up with him? He couldn't find the right words to express his feelings.
Why did the English teacher's girlfriend break up with him? Because he couldn't stop correcting her grammar even in love.
Why did the English teacher's girlfriend leave him for a mathematician? She needed someone more 'alge-braic.
Why did the English teacher's girlfriend break up with him? She was tired of all the 'novel' arguments.
Why did the dictionary date the thesaurus? Because it wanted a wordier relationship.

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