17 Girl Best Friend Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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What did one girl best friend say to the other after a bad haircut? 'Don't worry, we'll always be a cut above the rest in friendship!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to her best friend's house? Because she heard good friends are hard to get over!
Why did the girl best friends start a band together? Because they knew how to strike the right chord in their friendship!
What's the girl best friend's favorite board game? 'Sorry!' – because no matter what, they're never sorry for being friends!
Why did the girl best friends start a gardening club? Because they knew how to 'grow' a beautiful friendship!
Why did the girl best friend bring a pencil to the friendship? To draw their bond closer!
Why did the girl best friends join a cooking class? Because they knew the recipe for a perfect friendship needed a dash of spice and a lot of sweetness!

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You ever notice how having a girl best friend is like having a GPS with an attitude? In 500 feet, make a U-turn, and by the way, your shirt doesn't match your shoes.

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I asked my girl best friend for fashion advice. She looked me up and down and said, You need a makeover. You're not just out of style; you're in a different century.

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I love my girl best friend, but she gives the longest explanations ever. I asked her a simple yes or no question, and 30 minutes later, I had a detailed history of the question, its origins, and a thesis on why it mattered.

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Having a girl best friend is like having a human emotional compass. They can sense your mood from miles away. If you're happy, they'll celebrate with you. If you're sad, get ready for an emotional intervention.

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Girl best friends have this magical ability to turn a shopping trip for one item into a full-day expedition. It's like, I just needed toothpaste, Karen, not a new wardrobe, a spa day, and a lifetime supply of scented candles.

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Having a girl best friend is like having a personal cheerleader. Even when you fail miserably, they're there clapping and saying, Well, at least you gave it a shot. Now let's go get ice cream.

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Having a girl best friend is like having a personal detective. They can find out who your ex is dating, what they had for breakfast, and even predict when they'll break up – it's like having Sherlock in a skirt.

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You ever go out with your girl best friend, and suddenly she's a photography ninja? Every meal turns into a photoshoot. I'm just trying to eat my burger, not audition for America's Next Top Model.

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You know you have a girl best friend when you tell her a secret, and the next day, the entire planet knows. It's like she has a direct line to the town gossip hotline.

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My girl best friend claims she can read minds. I asked her to prove it, and she said, I know you're thinking I can't. Well played, mind reader, well played.

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