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I asked my bed for some space, and it gave me a pillow. Now I can't move without its emotional support.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Unlike me, still in bed.
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I thought about getting out of bed, but then I decided it was just a lie-in wait.
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I tried to get out of bed, but it felt like leaving a warm hug from a sleepy giant marshmallow.
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Why did the pillow break up with the mattress? It couldn't handle the early spring.
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I asked my bed for a good reason to get up. It told me dreams are for the night, not the morning.
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My bed and I have an unspoken agreement - it never judges me for hitting snooze multiple times.
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