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Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish and only want to get lucky for themselves!
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Why was the golfer so lucky? Because they always made a hole in one – and sometimes even a birdie!
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Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and we just want to get lucky!
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Why did the horseshoe get lucky? Because it was always in a stable relationship!
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I entered ten into a contest to see which would get lucky. No pun in ten did!
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Why was the rabbit's foot so lucky? Because it was a hop, skip, and a jump away from trouble!
The Misadventures of Lucky the Rabbit
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So, get lucky they said. I adopted a rabbit named Lucky, thinking it would bring me luck. Now, every time I try to sleep, Lucky thinks it's a great time to rearrange the furniture. Thanks for the luck, Lucky.
Lucky in Love, Unlucky in Hide-and-Seek
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Tried to get lucky playing hide-and-seek with my crush. I hid in the closet for hours until someone opened it. Turns out, it was the plumber fixing a leak. Who knew getting lucky in hide-and-seek meant unclogging drains?
Getting Lucky in a Parallel Universe
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You ever try to get lucky? I tried once, and I think I ended up in a parallel universe. I mean, I woke up, and my alarm clock was a toaster. Either I got lucky or my toaster's got some explaining to do.
Lucky Charms and the Breakfast of Desperation
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They say eat a good breakfast to get lucky. So, I had Lucky Charms. Now I have rainbow-colored poop and a leprechaun stalking me, demanding I share my pot of gold. Turns out, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Lucky Socks and the Laundry Dilemma
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I wore my lucky socks to get lucky. Now they're stuck in the laundry because, apparently, luck doesn't protect against the forces of the sock-eating washing machine. Well, at least I'm saving on dryer sheets.
Getting Lucky: The Unspoken Gym Routine
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I decided to hit the gym to get lucky. Turns out, getting lucky involves a lot of heavy lifting – not at the gym, but trying to fit into those skinny jeans afterward. I guess that's what they mean by a workout.
Lucky Dice and the Board Game Disaster
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I rolled the dice to get lucky in a board game. Turns out, luck only applies to the game, not to my friendships when I bankrupted everyone and flipped the board. Sorry, Grandma, for taking all your fake money.
The Lucky Fortune Cookie Incident
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I cracked open a fortune cookie hoping to get lucky. The fortune read, You will find great fortune in bed. I guess they meant sleep because all I found was an uncomfortable night and a craving for more Chinese food.
The Lucky Penny Conspiracy
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I heard finding a penny brings luck, so I started picking them up. Now I have a jar full of pennies, a sore back, and a reputation as that weird guy who won't stop picking things up off the ground. Luck has its costs.
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