7 Jokes For German Sausage

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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Why did the sausage go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit 'wurst.
Why did the German sausage go to space? It wanted to be the first 'brat-naut'!
Why did the sausage go to school in Germany? It wanted to be a 'wurst'-class student!
What did the German sausage say to the mustard? 'You really 'ketchup' to me.
What did the German sausage say when it was running late? 'I'm sorry, I'm the wurst.
Why did the German sausage refuse to fight? It was a lover, not a fighter.
What's a sausage's favorite dance? The waltz, because it's good at 'linking' moves!

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