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Being a Georgia Bulldog hater is tough. It's like being a vegetarian at a barbecue joint. You're surrounded by a lot of enthusiasm, but you just can't join the party.
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I asked a Georgia Bulldog hater if they ever considered switching allegiances. They said, "No way! I'm committed to hating them. It's like a full-time job with no pay but a lot of emotional investment.
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You know you're a Georgia Bulldog hater when you see a bulldog wearing red and black, and you're like, "Is this a football fan or a fashion-forward canine? Pick a side, buddy!
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Georgia Bulldog haters at a game are like party poopers with pom-poms. "Yay, sports!" they say, with all the enthusiasm of a librarian shushing loud readers.
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I met a guy who claimed to be a Georgia Bulldog hater. I said, "Really? You hate a team just because they're Bulldogs?" He said, "No, because they're good." So, apparently, he's a hater with standards.
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Georgia Bulldog haters have a unique skill – they can turn any casual conversation into a debate about the SEC. "Oh, you like coffee? Well, let me tell you why the Bulldogs' defense is better than your morning brew.
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I tried to befriend a Georgia Bulldog hater once. I said, "What's your deal with them?" He replied, "I just can't stand their mascot's smug face." So, apparently, it's not about the players; it's about the canine attitude.
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You ever notice how Georgia Bulldog haters have this special talent for predicting the team's downfall every season? It's like they moonlight as football prophets, but only for their rivals.
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Georgia Bulldog haters are like secret agents – always undercover, ready to discreetly roll their eyes at the mention of touchdowns and tackles. Mission: Disdain.
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