5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For gentile

Trying to give a gentle traffic ticket, but the driver is convinced they're receiving a commendation for safe driving.

The officer was so gentle; I thought I was getting a traffic ticket massage. Turns out, it was just an expensive rubdown for my wallet.

When the dentist tries to be gentle, but your mouth feels like a construction site.

I told my dentist I wanted a gentle cleaning. He handed me a toothbrush and said, "Here, you do it.

Trying to be gentle on a first date, but ending up with a romantic disaster.

I thought being a gentleman meant opening the car door for her. She thought it meant I was an Uber driver. Awkward silence ensues.

When the chef wants to prepare a gentle dish, but the food ends up being blander than a cardboard sandwich.

The chef said the soup was gentle. I've had more intense experiences with lukewarm tap water.

When the surgeon is too gentle, and the patient wonders if they're being operated on or receiving a spa treatment.

The surgeon tried to be gentle with the scalpel, and now my appendix thinks it's on vacation in the Bahamas.

5 Jokes For Gentile