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If Gallagher were around today, he'd probably have a YouTube channel with millions of subscribers. "Hey, guys, welcome back to Gallagher Smashes Things. Today, we've got... a pumpkin!
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I wonder if Gallagher ever regretted his life choices. Like, late at night, he's lying in bed thinking, "Maybe I should've gone into stand-up comedy instead of fruit demolition.
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I tried doing a Gallagher-style act at a friend's party once. Let's just say it didn't end well. Who knew watermelons were so hard to clean up? Now, whenever I'm invited over, they just serve sliced fruit.
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You know you've made it big when your name becomes synonymous with a specific act. "Pulling a Gallagher" should be a thing. Imagine someone messing up and your friend saying, "Wow, you really pulled a Gallagher there!
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Every time I see a watermelon, I can't help but think of Gallagher. I mean, how did he even discover that smashing them was his calling? Did he just trip one day and think, "Well, might as well make this a career"?
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Can you imagine if Gallagher tried to diversify his act? "Tonight, I'll be smashing avocados! Because who needs guacamole when you've got comedy?
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I bet Gallagher has ruined so many family barbecues. Just imagine: you're having a nice family gathering, and Uncle Bob decides to bring out the watermelon. Next thing you know, everyone's diving for cover.
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You know, I've been thinking about Gallagher recently. Remember him? The guy who smashed watermelons? Imagine being that famous for just obliterating fruits. I tried doing that in my kitchen, and now I'm just banned from the local grocery store.
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Have you ever tried explaining the concept of Gallagher to someone from another country? "Yeah, so there's this guy, right? He's known for smashing watermelons on stage. No, it's not a culinary show gone wrong; it's comedy!
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