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Gal Gadot gets to be Wonder Woman, saving the world, looking flawless while doing it. Meanwhile, if I try to run in anything other than sweatpants, it looks like a weird mix of a giraffe learning to walk and a penguin waddling. The last time I attempted to strike a superhero pose, I pulled a muscle. I realized I'm more like "Wonder if I remembered to turn off the oven" than "Wonder Woman.
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There's this thing I call the "Gal Gadot Effect." You see her, and suddenly your confidence takes a nosedive. You're like, "I thought I was doing okay, but then I saw Gal Gadot effortlessly bench-pressing a car while sipping a latte, and now I feel like an underachieving potato." Can we have a support group for people whose self-esteem took a hit after scrolling through her Instagram?
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You ever notice how Gal Gadot seems to be good at everything? She's an actress, a model, and can probably solve world conflicts over brunch. Meanwhile, I struggle to assemble IKEA furniture without turning it into some abstract art piece. I think if Gal Gadot wrote a book on "How to Excel at Life," I'd buy it, only to realize the first chapter says, "Be Gal Gadot.
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You know, I recently saw Gal Gadot's Instagram, and it's like entering a vortex of perfectness. I mean, she's Wonder Woman, she's stunning, and then you see her making breakfast... flawlessly. I attempt to make toast, and suddenly my kitchen looks like a crime scene. There's bread everywhere, smoke alarms are blaring—my toaster seems to have a vendetta against me. Meanwhile, Gal Gadot probably makes toast, and the toaster bows down, whispering, "You are a goddess.
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