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Neighbors
Overhearing strange furnace noises from next door
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I knocked on my neighbor's door and said, "Your furnace is so loud, I can't sleep!" They just shrugged and said, "Well, at least it drowns out our arguing.
Repairman
Trying to fix a furnace with a mind of its own
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I swear, this furnace has trust issues. I'm there, checking the pilot light, and it says, "Don't play with my flames unless you're serious!
Homeowner
Dealing with a furnace that only works when it feels like it
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It's like my furnace has a Netflix subscription, but only for heating. Sometimes it's binge-warming, and other times it's on a heating strike, demanding better scripts or something.
Pet
Confused by the strange furnace noises
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I thought the furnace was a new member of the family. I brought it my favorite chew toy, but it just blew hot air at me. Rude!
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