7 Jokes For Frontier

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the frontier blacksmith excel at poker? He always knew when to 'forge' ahead and when to 'fold'!
Why did the frontier farmer apply for a patent for his crop field? Because he wanted to claim his 'tract-or-treaty'!
Why was the frontier chef terrible at making pancakes? He couldn't find the right western-flour!
How did the cowboy find his way in the dark on the frontier? He followed the 'star' sheriff!
How do cowboys stay up to date with the news on the frontier? They hoof it over to the 'cow-munity' bulletin board!
Why was the saloon so crowded during the frontier era? Because it was the 'in-cow-bation' spot for stories and gossip!
Why was the frontier schoolteacher always calm? Because she had plenty of 'pioneer-ience' handling rowdy students!

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