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You ever walk into a room and forget why you're there? Happens to me all the time. I call it getting frisky with forgetfulness. It's like my brain's playing hide and seek, but it never yells "ready or not, here I come.
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Dating in your 30s is like trying to find a frisky unicorn. They say they exist, but you're starting to think it's just a mythical creature people talk about at parties.
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Remember when being frisky meant you were just in a playful mood? Now it's a word people use when talking about their pet iguana's romantic escapades. "Oh, Mr. Wiggles got frisky with the neighbor's garden gnome again.
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Ever notice how the elevator door takes longer to close when you're in a hurry? It's like the elevator's got a frisky sense of humor. "Oh, you're running late? Let me just take my sweet time closing, enjoy the suspense!
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I bought one of those frisky fitness trackers. Turns out, it only counts steps if you're dancing like no one's watching. Who knew my cat was my personal trainer?
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Why do socks always disappear in the laundry? It's like they have a secret mission to escape. I imagine my socks somewhere on a beach sipping a frisky drink with a tiny umbrella, just living their best sock life.
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I tried to organize my closet, and now it looks like a crime scene with all the mismatched hangers. It's like my clothes are staging a rebellion against being friskily hung in an orderly fashion. I can almost hear my shirts chanting, "Down with uniformity!
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Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It's like we're trying to send a frisky telepathic message to the TV saying, "Come on, just one more episode, you can do it!
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You ever notice how cats get all frisky at 3 AM? Like, do they have a secret society meeting at that hour? "Okay, guys, the humans are finally asleep, let's knock some stuff off the shelves and pretend we're gymnasts.
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